The Dachshund Card
Caption reads: "if I were king of the forestÂ…"
Description reads: "A aquat little creature with Napoleonic delusions of grandeur; is a natural born comedian with bed-wetting tendencies; prefers co-dependent relationships; is a light eater and a cheap date, this courageous little digger is a fiercely loyal friend."
Inside reads: "You may be a royal pain in the tail, but you're still a truly great friend."
PRICE: $2.75
