Caption reads: I think I just ate yur birfdaaa card

Inside reads: Happee birfdaaa anywayz

Caption reads: May all yur dreams come tru

Inside reads: Happee birfdaaa!

Caption reads: Like a fine wine

Inside reads: U keep getting better with age. Happee birfdaa

Inside reads: Makin cake just 4 u! Happee birfdaaa!!!

Inside reads: Make a wish! Happee birfdaaa

Caption reads: shoes. chocolate. dogs.

Inside reads: Birthday Wishes. You can never have too many.

Caption reads: "stalker"

Description reads: "A handsome type-A personality with a borderline stalking problem who will play fetch until your arm falls off and spook you with eerie "I see dead people" stares; tends to pout when scolded and is clever enough to pick a lock, this mind-reader will dig the geraniums right out of the pot, guess your next move, and outsmart you every time."

Inside reads: "Happy birthday from one crazy old dog to another."

Caption reads: "Dude. No more taco jokes. Aiight?",

Description reads: "A manipulative and stubborn attention-getter usually found in the loving arms of apartment dwellers and debutantes; is agoraphobic and compulsive bedwetter, this neurotic l ittle creature throws a mean hissy fit and always wants to be the boss."

Inside reads: "Hey man. It's your birthday. Grab your cajones and let the fiesta begin!"

Caption reads: "the con artist"

Description reads: "An athletic swimmer who likes to be the center of attention; can be moody and brings new meaning to the words "smelly dog," be careful not to be sucked in by this brown-eyed-hustler. "Just look how sad I am. You know, my owner never pets me. Or feeds me. I have to live in the closet. Sometimes I cry. Are you going to finish those fries?"

Inside reads: I'ts your birthday. Do the hustle."

Caption reads: "nanny nanny boo boo"

Description reads "An energetic and feisty feline chaser with a high-pitched and soul-scraping yap; has a develish "nanny nanny boo boo, you can't catch me" attitude; is both clever and bossy and never likes to share, this holy terror can make mincemeat of your garden."

Inside reads: "Happy birthday from one little hellion to another."

Caption reads: "you talkin' to me?"

Description reads:"A muscle-bound and strong-willed powerhouse with anger management issues; will chase anything that moves, suffers from unholy gas and needs reminding to "Say it, don't spray it," this aloof and beautiful force of nature will likely eat your sofa."

Inside reads:" So I missed your birthday. Bite me."

Caption reads: "Don't make me spank you."

Description reads: "A mustachioed Teuton who makes an excellent babysitter and enjoys running, hiking, long walks on the beach and looks swell in a cardigan; is suspicious of strangers and defensive about being called an "old coot," this playful pup has been immortalized by the likes of Rembrandt."

Inside reads: "You knew Rembradt? Man, you ARE old. Happy birthday, geezer."

Caption reads: "WHAT bag of trash?"

Description reads: A loyal, but needy animal who craves attention in the worst possible way; has been known to chew through walls and eat cement blocks for lunch; is thin-skinned and prone to destructive behavior when slighted, this tireless Pollyanna is a glutton for love."

Inside reads: "Happy birthday-and all that trash".