Caption reads:Take 2 Bonz...

Inside reads:...and call me in the morning. Feel better soon!

Caption reads: "Yes. I'm ignoring you."

Description reads "An obsessive explorer and mindless noisemaker with a mild learning disability; is independet to a fault and suffers from irritating mood swings; takes criticism badly and has a tendency to get fat, this garbage eater will also be your best friend."

Inside reads: "You're such a great friend. Mood swings and all."

Caption reads "the angel"

Description reads: "A shy but friendly creampuff voted "Most Likely to Carry an Inhaler", is co-dependent and requires hourly trips to the powder room; is prone to dreadlocks and nervous scratching, this gentle soul doesn't like to be alone and is a perfect pet for the unemployed."

Inside reads: "Hey, cherub. Let's loose the halo and dig up some fun."

Caption reads: "The diplomat"

Description reads: "A well-mannered an affectionate peacekeeper with two generous helpings of get-up-and-go; loves laps, car seats, sofas, beds and rolling around on your dirty nappies; is prone to mindless chirping and nuclear powered stink bombs, this loveable sport will be devoted to you for life."

Inside reads:"You are one sick puppy. But I like that in a friend."

Caption reads: "Cinderella Dog"

Description reads: "A stout but proud feline chaser who can't help sneezing, wheezing, snoring, drooling, hacking, slobbering, spitting, farting and generally being gross; can be stubborn and pushy, this jowly, snorting heavyweight is a real bull in a china shop."

Inside reads: "You're totally high maitnence. But worth it".

Caption reads: "if I were king of the forest…"

Description reads: "A aquat little creature with Napoleonic delusions of grandeur; is a natural born comedian with bed-wetting tendencies; prefers co-dependent relationships; is a light eater and a cheap date, this courageous little digger is a fiercely loyal friend."

Inside reads: "You may be a royal pain in the tail, but you're still a truly great friend."

Caption reads: "I eat bricks"

Description reads: "A loyal, but needy animal who craves attention in the worst possible way; has been known to chew through walls and eat cement blocks for lunch; is thin-skinned and prone to destructive behavior when slighted, this tireless Pollyanna is a glutton for love."

Inside reads: "Let's do lunch! (But this time, let's eat at a restaurant, not a construction site, ok?)"

Caption reads: "shorty got bark"

Description reads: "A rodent-sized creature with a lion-sized heart; is clean and fresh if you don't count the puddle-stained carpet; demands constant coddling and is quite the cutup with bossy barking and colossal attitude, this spunky small fry is a loyal, one-person pet."

Inside reads: "Don't hate me for being small but mighty. Hate me for being cuter."

Caption reads: "free love"

Description reads: "A true original with a middle-of-the-road temperment; generally has a clean bill of health and is easy on your wallet; tends to be smarter than the average Joe and has no pretensions; taking in this happy accident is an act of good will that pays off in spades."

Inside reads: "If I follow you home, can I stay?"

Caption reads: "...I'd also like to thank my agent..."

Description reads: "A spunky and vivacious little minx who is pompuous and self-important; tends to be a bit neurotic, is too good to talk to strangers and prone to marathon sessions of high-pitched yapping that can quickly designate you Public Enemy Number One, this strong-willed performer is no sissy."

Inside reads: "You like me! You REALLY like me! Thanks for all your support."

Caption reads: "he ain't heavy. He's my dog."

Description reads: "A dependable and good-natured waddler that sleeps away the bulk of the day; is stubborn and manipulative and keeps you in shape with constant vaccuming; this chubby chunk of flesh will keep you laughing and send you running for thi hills with his silent-but-deadlies."

Inside reads: "Now waddle on over here and give us a hug."

Caption reads: "fu manchu"

Description reads: "An aristocratic and friendly little peacock that tends to be spoiled rotten and is a hairdresser's nightmare; can't be left alone more than a few hours unless you prefer going barefoot; this stubborn Buddhist would be better off in training pants."

Inside reads: "Well you know what they say. Shih Tzu happens."